Two Things You Don't Know

1) Hollywood is not run by Jews. It's run by the ex-residents of Walpole, Mass., although at least one of these people is Jewish. Apparently you can't get a deal done in Hollyweird if you don't introduce yourself as a "friend of Joe [Morgan]."

2) Green Day is now bigger in New England than Aerosmith. I know. It's terrible, but I listened to many hours of the radio in NE this weekend, and heard more Green Day than anything else, with Pearl Jam a close second. Not a single Aerosmith song. I may run for state gov'nor up there, with a platform of shutting down stations that don't play at least one Aerosmith song every hour.