Top JackAss things to do in 2005
I can't decide whether it is to talk about how much it meant to you to go through the Yankees in 2004 to bring the World Series Championship to Boston, then turn around and go play for the Yankees, or to wear one of those cell phone things clipped to your ear, and don't take it off, like, ever, so that people think you are really cool.
posted by MMA Media Advantage @ 3:41 PM
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Those are pretty jackass, but I think both fall behind failing to re-sign the face of your baseball team, perhaps the most important player on the roster, and a fan favorite just to save a few bucks. Now THAT is a jackass thing to do!
I think this one is a coin flip.
When I see thos people wearing headsets, I like to go up to them and either ask them for an extra packet of ketchup or ask them where my messages are. Of course, if they were clever enough, they'd respond by saying, "And you are....?"
Have fun with Johnny the 3rd and 4th years.
Have fun in third place without him this year. Besides, by years 3 and 4, he'll be a good first-baseman and part-time left-fielder/utility man.
Besides, I plan on having fun with his stripper-wife instead. Maybe she and Anna Benson can do a pay-per-view make-out session.
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