I am the baddest sign writer alive...

I left our laundry basket in the laundry room of our building while my load was going in the dryer, and when I came back, it was gone.

I immediately left into action, wrote a sign demanding our laundry basket's safe return, and marched up there with my sign in one hand, and scotch tape in the other.

And what was waiting for me there? The basket. My sign was so effective that it did not even have to be posted to put a serious scare into the thugs who took the basket.