Attn: Men of Hip Hop Nation

My wife says you are acting like girls.

Exhibit A: Constantly dropping the names of expensive brands in your songs, leading your fans to feel they need to brag about things things as well. You know who does this? Chicks.

Exhibit B: The sneakers. You may imagine yourself a real gangsta, but having a closet full of expensive sneakers makes you more Imelda Marcos than John Gotti.

Exhibit C: The grooming products. Vibe magazine was mistakenly sent to our apartment for two years until I put a stop to this stack of stapled together sneaker and grooming product adds. Listen up, and I will whisper a secret to you: IT'S VERY, VERY GIRLY.