No More Office?

I read something somewhere this morning about how NBC is out of new episodes of "The Office."

While I realize that being a scab is uncool, I'm willing to offer my services to write the show -- for a price, of course. I'm willing to forgo residuals on DVDs, etc.

Here' s a sample of what I have to offer:

PAM: Michael, corporate just called and said they want to move up the meeting in New York. They want to do today.

MICHAEL: That's what she said.

JIM: (LOOKS AT THE CAMERA, DOES THAT GOOFY JIM-FACE).