Russia to Iran: Stop with the Nukes, mmmkay?
Saw a news story today about Russia trying unsuccessfully to get Iran to quit building nuclear weapons today.
Yeah, I bet they tried REAL hard.
I can't imagine this communique being important enough to be a personal visit from Putin...he probably sent a text message or something.
Russia: Iran, quit building nukes, k?
Iran: Y?
Russia: U.S. hates it.
Iran: No!
Russia: kthnxby.
posted by MMA Media Advantage @ 4:07 PM
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That same conversation 10 minutes later.
Russia: You know I thought about it, and you should quit building nukes.
Iran: Stuff it.
Russia: You know that is not nice. Why don't you play nice with the Americans and stop with the nukes?
Iran: We will, as soon as you give back that Super Bowl Ring you stole from Bob Kraft.
Russia: (Silence)
Iran: That's what I thought.
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