Dan and Boski: If each of you guys gave me $40,000, I could quit my job and do this full time. So quit freeloading and fork over the $40k! I'll give you till the end of this week.
Oh wow. You see it is a real bad day. My mom droped acid and hijacked a bus full of nuns, and my brother Badger got his arm caught in the microwave so I have got to go....
If I was not in the process of purchasing the next Boskimoblie and being a work force "Free Agent", I would donate. Could I at least send change from my couch as as a start?
Canadian money is acceptable and encouraged! As someone who is half Canadian (by marriage) I will add a bonus to my fellow Canadian members (huh huh, I said "my members) subscriptions by sending them an autographed 8x10 of me. Call now, this offer won't be around forever, eh!
I'll be sending 27,000 Canadian bill. Trust me it's legit. If you must know, it depicts a scene of Sir John A. MacDonald wrestling a badger, or a wolverine, or some small vicious mammal. I hear it will soon be replaced with 27,000 coin, so you may want to hang on to it.
As for the portrait, should we be prepared for full frontal nudity, or only partial, tasteful nudity. I assume there must be some nudity, otherwise what's the point?
I was planning on the photos just being a head shot. But for just $10,000 more, it can be very tasteful full frontal. For $15,000, it won't be tasteful!
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Oh wow. You see it is a real bad day. My mom droped acid and hijacked a bus full of nuns, and my brother Badger got his arm caught in the microwave so I have got to go....
If I was not in the process of purchasing the next Boskimoblie and being a work force "Free Agent", I would donate. Could I at least send change from my couch as as a start?
Sounds like you've been reading the Jason Mulgrew begging for cash posts. Sorry dude. Gotta work like the rest of us
boski I'm give you an extension til Sunday.
eric you pitch in too and the three of you will only owe $27,000 each.
Canadian money is acceptable and encouraged! As someone who is half Canadian (by marriage) I will add a bonus to my fellow Canadian members (huh huh, I said "my members) subscriptions by sending them an autographed 8x10 of me. Call now, this offer won't be around forever, eh!
I'm sending a post-dated check; don't cash it until you've been dead for at least 75 years.
Ok, so Tobin's account is considered clear.
Would you accept a Jack Browhammer 1978 baseball card as a partial payment.
I'll be sending 27,000 Canadian bill. Trust me it's legit. If you must know, it depicts a scene of Sir John A. MacDonald wrestling a badger, or a wolverine, or some small vicious mammal. I hear it will soon be replaced with 27,000 coin, so you may want to hang on to it.
As for the portrait, should we be prepared for full frontal nudity, or only partial, tasteful nudity. I assume there must be some nudity, otherwise what's the point?
If said small vicious animal isn't a loon on it, it isn't Canadian money.
I was planning on the photos just being a head shot. But for just $10,000 more, it can be very tasteful full frontal. For $15,000, it won't be tasteful!
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