Orrin Hatch and Anita Hill
Is it appropriate to greet Orrin Hatch by saying "Senator Hatch! Loved your work grilling Anita Hill back in the day!"
No? Good thing I didn't say hello when I saw him today.
Far worse than his treatment of Hill was the awful CD of songs about his love for Ted Kennedy. Oh, you didn't hear it? iTunes doesn't have it, but they have some Christmas songs that he was involved with, which sound like Sgt. Pepper in comparison.
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I think the following would have been acceptable:
"Fo schizzle Orrinnizle you was the bombdigity getting all up in Antia grill back in the day. Play on playa."
or
"Mr. Hatch, were is that Metallica bootleg you promised me, you little bitch."
Both are approved by Emily Post.
Depending on who you were with, maybe you could have done the classic "Orrin, Erin; Erin, Orrin" bit.
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