Oh Yes I Did!
I choked someone wearing a Washington Nationals shirt today.
Before you say "Oh no you didn't," let me assure you, oh yes, I did.
As has been made quite clear in my previous posts, I hate the Nationals fans, and have frequently mentioned my desire to inflict violence upon them.
Today, I finally had my chance to do as much.
OK, fine, here's where the post gets less interesting. A guy from my jiu-jitsu class came in today wearing a Nats shirt under his kimono. I saw this during warmups, and knew that I had to do something about it. When it came time to spar, I called him out, and repeatedly choked and armlocked him.
After a while, I told him "Sorry, but I hate the Nats."
And he says, "Oh me too, I just borrowed the shirt from someone. I'm actually a Red Sox fan!"
That took a bit of wind out of my sails.